WHAT? IT WAS JUMPING OUT OF THE WATER! THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF THEM!
I KNOW. THAT’S THE PROBLEM. IT’S EXACTLY WHAT BIG NATURE WANTS. A BUNCH OF MINDLESS LOCAVORES. SLAVES TO CONVENIENCE. “HERE, HAVE THIS FAT, FORGETTABLE TROUT AT THE PEAK OF ITS FRESHNESS FROM RIGHT IN YOUR BACKYARD.”
IS THAT BAD?
YES! SEASONAL FOOD WITH NO DECOMPOSITION, NO FLAVOR. IT’S A SCAM! FOOD SHOULD BE EXOTIC AND SLIGHTLY ROTTEN. DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN! HAVE YOU EVER HAD LITTLE MICE FROM UNDER THE ROCKS IN THE MOUNTAIN RANGE OUT WEST? ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH! AMAZING TERROIR! LAST MONTH AT WORK BILL BROUGHT IN A LIZARD HE GOT FROM SOMEPLACE IN THE SOUTH THAT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE WATER. DEAD FOR OVER A WEEK. IT WAS DELICIOUS! QUIT GRABBING WHATEVER’S IN THE RIVER AND START THINKING FOR YOURSELF.
Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling (For more info, click image or here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/78116702726/meet-christian-republican-senator-dan-patrick)
I didn’t expect what happened today.
A federal judge knocked down the law, in my home state of Texas, that banned same sex marriage… UNDER THE EQUAL PROTECTION CLAUSE!!!
Also, Jane Brewer, the governor of Arizona, vetoed a law which would have made legal discrimination against gays by businesses and employees of businesses and institutions. When I heard her speech announcing her veto, I actually cried.
The dog’s like, “WTF is this shit?”